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Arse Poetica
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Take the first para seriously, because I am damn serious about what I say in that one para…

This poem is pathetic and rude
Like a rotten fruit,

DUMB,
An insult to one’s thumb,

Silent as the sleeve-less shirt
Of Aussie sledges where the moss has grown-

This poem should have been wordless
As a bunch of turds.

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This poem is motionless in time
-Silly, drabby and prolonged as the moon that climbs.

Leaving, as the Aussies released
Shred by shred their golden sleeves,

Leaving, as the Aussies behind their shirt sleeves,
Numbing, memory by memory the mind-

This poem is motionless in time
-Silly, drabby, and prolonged as the moon that climbs.

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This poem is equal to:
Greater than, lesser too.

For all the history of grief
An empty fridge and an Aussie sleeve.

For love
The singing asses and REALLY GOTTA PEE-

So lemme go,
Just lemme be…

If you hated this, wait till you read the original here.

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6 Comments to “Arse Poetica”

  1. GQ says:

    I was totally ROFL when I saw the title ‘Arse Poetica’. And ‘greater than, lesser too’ was simply brilliant! 😀 Along with ‘Aussie sledges where moss has grown’, and the rest of the poem. Simply AMAZING!!!

  2. GQ says:

    I was totally ROFL when I saw the title ‘Arse Poetica’. And ‘greater than, lesser too’ was simply brilliant! 😀 Along with ‘Aussie sledges where moss has grown’, and the rest of the poem. Simply AMAZING!!!

  3. Uma says:

    ROFLMAO…GOD that was some piece of poetry.Wish my English teacher could read it.
    “For all the history of grief
    An empty fridge and an Aussie sleeve.” 😀 LMAO.
    You really are a master in art of poetry.Looking forward to more pearls of wisdom from you.:-)

  4. Uma says:

    ROFLMAO…GOD that was some piece of poetry.Wish my English teacher could read it.”For all the history of griefAn empty fridge and an Aussie sleeve.” 😀 LMAO.You really are a master in art of poetry.Looking forward to more pearls of wisdom from you.:-)

  5. Sports fan says:

    Really cool poem, Rachit.It should be a part of the next edition of the NCERT textbook

  6. Sports fan says:

    Really cool poem, Rachit.It should be a part of the next edition of the NCERT textbook

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